Gary Varney's lyrics sung to the tune of , "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean, My Bonnie Lies Over The Sea."
My Pilots don't come 'cross the ocean
My Pilots don't come 'cross the sea
There are none left here on the island
Oh, bring back Crown Pilots to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my pilots to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back Crown Pilots to me
They are not a gourmet attraction
But they are delicious, you see
We're begging, Nabisco, start baking
'Cause we want them back desperately.
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back my pilots to me, to me
Bring back, bring back
Oh, bring back Crown Pilots to me
chrous
Brought back,brought back
They've brought back the Pilots to me, to me
Brought back,brought back
They've brought back Crown Pilots to me
We thank you ,Nabisco,for listening
We thank you for hearing our pleas
We'll now enjoy them in our chowder
Your customers all will be pleased
chorus
Brought back,brought back
They've brought back the Pilots to me, to me
Brought back,brought back
They've brought back Crown Pilots to me